![]() ![]() ![]() I hope one of my quests will be to find us all some pants. ![]() I'm not the only one, either: both types of demonesses I recruit are also wearing thongs. They all eagerly follow my battle orders despite the fact that I'm wearing a g-string, not exactly the sort of garb that would inspire confidence during times of war. I quickly gather some monster units: a crowd of fire elementals, several imps, and whatever the plural of a cerberus is. And I don't want to play as a vampire because, I dunno, aren't we kind of tired of vampires by now?Īs Neoline, I'm tasked with defending what's left of the demon empire and searching for some way to fight back against the encroachment of humankind. I've chosen to play as the demoness, Neoline, hoping she'll be a more interesting tactical choice than the orc, who I assume just hits things with a cleaver. Elves (goddamn elves!) have invaded the orcs' homeland, the vampires have been overrun with Van Helsing wannabes, and human knights have laid waste to the kingdom of demons. The monster factions in the world of King's Bounty are reeling. Zombies, demons, vampires, orcs, goblins, imps, three-headed dogs, skeletal archers, necromancers, and even dragons, all in the mix, and more importantly all working together for monsterkind. I should have just waited for this week, when King's Bounty: The Dark Side (or just Dark Side, depending on what you're reading) gave me the monster team-up of my dreams. ![]() Last week I moaned about not being able to get monsters to work together to destroy humankind. This week, monster-based monster strategy (again!) with (even more!) monsters King's Bounty: The Dark Side. Each Monday, Chris Livingston visits an early access game and reports back with stories about whatever he finds inside. ![]()
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